look up any word, like cunt:
 
1.
an insult-often used between siblings as a term of affection.
hey twip mom wants you to haul ass and get your laundry downstairs
by pyke August 08, 2004
 
2.
What a wabbit takes when he wides in a twain.
Wabbit takes a twip in a twain.
by Fearman November 05, 2007
 
3.
Celebrity tweeters who don't tweet fans back.
Tw.I.P @johnstamos. Your tweets are dead to me.
by nycwriter October 05, 2009
 
4.
A terrible, worthless, irresponsible person, place, or thing
Some of the customers at the store can be such twips.
by Persimmon Lux November 03, 2009
 
5.
someone with a strangely shaped head or who says really dumb things.
"you're a real pathetic twip" or "haha look at the twip"
by miss lucifer/roccondil November 02, 2003
 
6.
one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
If you ever come across a person that deserves this branding, you have bigger problems than I do coming up with a sentence.
by Scotto May 22, 2003