Thinvite 

A half-hearted invitation that was never meant for you in the first place.

Carol: "What are you doing after work?"
Miley: "I've got dinner with Banjo, KC, and Ham. You can come if you want..."
Carol: "No thanks. Total Thinvite."

Thinvite by XXVI Sydney January 14, 2014

twinvitation 

(n.) - The same exact invitation you just received from the same exact person for the same exact party on Evite, Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, and in your 5 email addresses.

Can also be used as a verb - Twinvite.

Why does that janehead keep sending me all these twinvitations? Maybe I'll de-friend her.

twinvitation by smellyrock June 10, 2008

Twinite 

Can often be a twihard, twilly or twilighter. Twinites take great pride in defending all things Twilight and related to Twilight.

A twinite often has a great knowledge of Twilight to draw on, but is not totally obsessed (unlike twihards). A twinite's greatest joy is being able to put down a twilight hater with ease, thanks to their intense twilight knowledge.

Random person: "Edward's a total stalker"
Twinite: "Not true, he's protecting Bella"
Random person (unable to think of response to this ridiculous statement)

Twinite by Horatio666 November 13, 2009