12 definitions by smellyrock

bagside

(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.

by smellyrock August 29, 2008

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 2, 2009

HBOner

(n.) - The excitement felt over HBO-produced series, movies, and documentaries.

Even though the boobies are blurred out when A&E shows reruns of The Sopranos, I still get an HBOner.

by smellyrock June 10, 2008

igloobicle

(noun) - The place you will be confined to when your company refuses to close during a snowstorm. Despite the cold weather outside, you may still feel blazy.

If I don't get out of this igloobicle within the next ten minutes, it's going to take me 6 hours to drive home.

by smellyrock December 19, 2008

Faceslash

(noun) - A Facebook user's subdomain.

Dude 1: Dude, what faceslash did you grab?
Dude 2: I got facebook.com/faceslash!
Dude 1: META!
Dude 2: METAFACE!!
Dude 1: METAFACESLASH!!!

by smellyrock June 25, 2009

hotsauced

(v., adj.) - When a company outsources your employment to a third party, and you get all fired up.

I'm feeling quite blazy because our department just got hotsauced.

by smellyrock June 18, 2008

unfartunate

A situation that really stinks.

Unfartunately: adverb

Unfartunately, I got caught behind a garbage truck on the way to work this morning.

by smellyrock September 20, 2006