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Twinkled 

(Verb) When a girl is really into you and makes you believe she wants to date for roughly the first month together... then, without anything bad happening, she randomly changes her mind and decides to ghost you.
- Hey John, did are you still seeing that girl from Boston?
- No man, she totally twinkled me
Twinkled by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020
To twingle : such a state of euphoria that your entire body has the feeling of being asleep, but doesn't hurt. It's like when your foot falls asleep but covers your entire body from head to toe, and doesn't hurt when you walk
1. I couldn't believe that just holding hands with Megan Fox could make me twingle.
Twingle by Brodei October 22, 2009
A contraction of the words Twin and Single. A twin cylinder motor running a close firing order ignition timing that mimics a single cylinder motor to provide better traction. Most commonly used in refrence to motorcycle flat track racing. Reffered to as a "big bang" motor when used in refrence to multi cylinder machines.
Dave's classic Triumph motorcycle flat track race bike was getting very poor traction last Saturday night so he changed the timing to a twingle.
Twingle by sam wagenseller April 30, 2006

Twinkledump

The emission of another man's semen from the anus of a "twink" gay man following anal sex.
"After me and bobby finished last night, I let him take his twinkledump on my chest"
Twinkledump by Shwagger March 8, 2017

twinkledouche 

twinkledouche (twĭng'kəl dūsh), noun - stupid, uncaring dumbass boy that leads girls on, telling said girl they "love" them, then quickly loses interest and goes after stupid, ugly facebook whores, completely disregarding the feelings of the awesome girls that actually like them.

twinkledouches may become douchecunts. twinkledouches are known to make perfectly nice, sweet girls lose their faith in guys in general, concluding that they're ALL twinkledouches, out to emotionally cripple every unsuspecting girl on the face of the planet.

twinkledouches usually attend social events, seeking out their next victims of douchery. then, they learn said girl's names and facebook creep them later that day, bombarding them with compliments and kind gestures.

douchecunts are also guys who tell a girl they're "in love with them," then like two days later ask one of their best friends to go make out in the back room of some school building somewhere. wherever the hell that is.

there's twinkledouche, which is a person who commits minor acts of douchery. and then there's douchecunt which is when people are just naturally douchy and try to emotionally scar nice, unsuspecting girls.

twinkledouches and douchecunts are both examples of sexually frustrated teenage boys, who care about nothing more than making out with whatever girl they can get into some closet somewhere.
Douchecunt: "Hey, I really like your friend. But I haven't exactly told her that yet.. And, uh.. There's a backroom of that school building if you're interested.."
Girl: "What, the hell. You're such a fucking douchecunt."

Twinkledouche: "Hey baby =) Love yoou <3 <3"
Girl: "Haha (= you too."
-two days later-
Girl: (checks facebook)
News Feed: "Senor Twinkledouche is in a relationship"
Girl: ... Oh ): Okay, then..
twinkledouche by NoOneLikesYou November 17, 2009
A sensation in any part or multiple parts of the body that seems both a "twinge" and a "tingle", with a twinge being a mild, non-painful form of muscle cramp. The sensation is not caused by sudden injury, but may be caused by repetitive motion, or prolonged use to the point of fatigue.
While resting after my long hike, I felt a twingle in my feet and ankles.
Twingle by Kushima May 3, 2010