A book which is part of a series so horrible it could kill chuck norris.
Twilight Fan: Omgomg twilight rox!!! -starts reading it outloud-

Chuck Norris: aiiiii i'm dying! what the fuck is this bullshit?!!!
by linesoncars September 06, 2009
A horribly overrated book and movie series, beloved by teenyboppers, tweens and teenage girls, but hated by people who knows what a real vampire is. Vampires are not supposed to be cuddly teen idols, they are supposed to be terrifying bloodthirsty monsters.
Stephanie Meyer, Robert Pattinson, and Twilight all suck.
by WPH15 August 01, 2009
A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
Fuck Twilight.
by lloyd- April 11, 2009
Full of cliches, information downloaded off the internet, no sentence skills
Bloody hell, what is this crap, Twilight?
by MoMite February 07, 2009
The fateful episode of the TV show NCIS in which Sasha Alexander's character, Agent Caitlin Todd, loses her life. The last episode of the second season of NCIS which pushed Ari's subplot into high gear for the first two episodes of the third season.
Person A: I'm still in denial about Twilight.
Person B: I don't care, I didn't like Kate.
A: ::slaps B Gibbs-style::
by Laura-san November 19, 2005
Quite possibly the worst piece of shit ever made that has somehow captured the attention of millions of unattractive women seeking a man in their life, and twisting their conceptions of a meaningful relationship to an abusive man that somehow manages to save their clumsy butts. Not only that its lack of plot and character development causes the fragile mind to start to break, causing permanent stupidity and a strong pull towards cullenism, in which fangirls will defend with some piss poor defense that a newborn baby could rip through
Fangirl: OMG!!!!!1!!11111!!!one Edward is like totally going to save me when I'm in trouble!

Me: Hate to break it to you, but he's not real, he's a fictional character created by a poor author to marry herself in a book that has made me hate a word so much that I now refer to the time by the less romantic word, dusk

Fangirl: How dare you say that? twilight is the best book ever!!!!!one1111!!! I should pwn joo for that!!!!!111!!!one!!!
by Mobius Leader May 24, 2009
the story of an unemployed vampire finding true love with his underaged, prepubecent cousin
Damn, vampire incest is sweet, i'll go read some twilight
by DarthAlan50 December 08, 2008
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×