twidtl 

Popular internet slang for "that's where I draw the line," made famous by the Benvenue Brothel. Used when you want to say that you have limits or there are some things you will not tolerate.

I shovel shit for a living. But not human shit. twidtl

twidtl by Ben-Bro November 21, 2011

twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.

That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.

twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

Twittle My twat 

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

Twittle My twat by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011