tweezeturbate

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

tweezeturbate by alex e February 7, 2005

tweezurbate

The act of using tweezers to stimulate one's own genitals that are too small to properly stimulate by hand

"Your dick's so small that masturbation doesnt work for you-- you have to tweezurbate."

tweezurbate by dstramonium January 15, 2009

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tweezeturbate • tweetsturbate • tweezurbate

tweetsturbate

You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.

Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?

So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!

tweetsturbate by kellybex January 21, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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