tweetkakke 

A tweet written with such poor syntax that the words seem splooged onto the screen rather than carefully crafted.

Republican strategist Rick Wilson in response to a meandering word salad tweet by President Donald Trump:

“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”

tweetkakke by fungusrare July 26, 2018

Tweetkakke 

An orgy of Trump supporters living in their mom's basement collectively ejaculating every time President Cheeto whips out another tweet

After Trump announced that the Tax Cuts would be HUUUGE - Twitter erupted into a Tweetkakke orgy.

Tweetkakke by AngelaChase July 26, 2018

TweetDump 

Taking a dump while tweeting that I am taking a dump.

Hey guys! I need to take a TweetDump.. You'll want to hear about it?

TweetDump by KcbWords March 2, 2010

Tweetup

An organized or impromptu gathering of people that use Twitter. (A meet up of people that 'tweet' using Twitter.)

Are you going to the "tweetup" tonight?

Tweetup by @stephenpc March 26, 2009

Tweetker 

Twitter users who are addicted and convinced that Twitter will change the world. Much like a pot-head they are adamant that Twitter is a necessity and has changed their life for the better. They will attempt to convince the world that it is relevant and should be a part of everyone's lives and will find, manufacture and skew data to make it look like it is making change and helping the economy.

John Doe is such a tweetker, he's tweeting over 100 times a day, why doesn't he get a life instead of telling everyone he has one.

Tweetker by WTFisonline.com February 19, 2010

Tweetums 

Tweetums refers to a woman/girl who's acting childish/babylike in order to be seen as cute - often times failing in the matter especially when you're a whale-sized female who looks like she spawned 10 kids already.

It is a sweet endearment with a babylike twist. (Babytalk) Sometimes the batting of eyelashes is included.

Tweetums appears to be nauseatingly cute/insipid.

Tweetums is often used in Filipino context. Commonly, people who are seen to be "tweetums" can and may be pretentious, clingy, attention whores, and just plainly those who think they're cute but they're really not.

Pa-tweetums ka pa, ate! Alam naman namin na laspag ka na!

Tweetums by SupermassiveBlackHole October 30, 2014

Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011