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A tweet written with such poor syntax that the words seem splooged onto the screen rather than carefully crafted.
Republican strategist Rick Wilson in response to a meandering word salad tweet by President Donald Trump:

“Words, which though random and splooged over the screen like tweetkakke although attempt try diction wrongly English are.”
by fungusrare July 27, 2018
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To take a shit that feels like passing a Baby Ruth candy bar out your ass.
Hey Bob, I'm going to head to the john and grind a nutty.
by fungusrare May 23, 2011
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