twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

texterbating 

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.

My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.

texterbating by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

Tweeturbating 

The act of tweeting oneself.

No one ever tweets me. I think I'm going to start tweeturbating more to make myself feel better.

Tweeturbating by LM23 June 11, 2011

texterbating 

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.

I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.

texterbating by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Texterbating 

To text yourself

I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...

Texterbating by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Taterbating 

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.

Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.

Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"

Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"

Taterbating by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012

Texterbating 

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)

Texterbating by ild94 April 5, 2009