twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

Twitterbating by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

Twitterbating by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016

Twitterbating

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.

"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"

Twitterbating by josiahguacamole April 20, 2025

twitterfatigue 

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.

I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.

twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

Twitterbation 

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

Twitterbation by Twaction October 29, 2009

Twitterbang 

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

Twitterbang by vertigo April 22, 2009