twallocks 

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.

You really do talk a load of twallocks.

twallocks by Thermofish June 24, 2013

Trollocks 

An amalgam of the words "Troll" and "Bollocks", describing the ridiculous statements a troll will use to goad and enrage unsuspecting newsgroup/message board/ web forum users into imbecilic flaming sessions.

"Ha, well, I made you reply to me, so I win!"

"Save your trollocks for people who haven't read it a hundred times before. If you're so socially inadequate you can't get people to talk to you without behaving like a socially inadequate imbecile, try the Samaritans."

Trollocks by Hughes. November 14, 2004

twollocks 

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting

He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.

twollocks by jamalf November 26, 2016

twatocks

a person who the word twat could not decribe them as they are worse than that. Twatocks is at least two twats, maybe 3.

the lead singer of the scissor sisters. what a twatocks

twatocks by cky211 May 24, 2007

johnny tallsocks

Someone who wears shorts that are too short and socks that are too tall. Almost always a white guy who works out, or thinks they are in shape.

I had to leave the library after Johnny Tallsocks sat down next to me.

johnny tallsocks by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

Betty swallocks 

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

albert tatlocks

Grubby, old man's underpants

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks

albert tatlocks by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019