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Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell
Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.
by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013
The head of a turtle.
"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."
by Commissioner Bumhead May 06, 2005
poo poking out your bum
oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead
by The turtle heads. February 04, 2011
when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head
man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here
by turtledude September 20, 2013
(Chinese English) A penis, especially with its foreskin.
Is it true white boys don't have turtle head?
by davarinofuntucson June 13, 2013
When the head of a penis resembles a baby turtle's head. Usually very common in African Americans as well as smaller people.
Wow look at Josh's penis, he's got a turtle head.
by A.M.R April 17, 2011
When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".
"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".
by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014