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The act of leaving
a) an elegantly large
b) a violently sprayful mess
in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement
I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.
by donkeykongdick January 11, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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