TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

TurboTax Timmy by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.

Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"

Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

Turbo Tax 

A nickname given to someone who is so nosy that they will stop at nothing, even if you are there, to go through your shit. Especially valid when said shit involves your tax information.

"Whats goin on? Whatchu want for lunch? Did you e-file yet, dawg? Did you itemize all your deductions, dawg? These your W-2s?"

"Fuck off and mind your own business, Turbo Tax!"

Turbo Tax by embreeder February 24, 2009

turbotastic 

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.

Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."

turbotastic by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013

TurBOTOX 

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.

- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"

TurBOTOX by I'm Already In your Database January 24, 2011

Freeier than Turbo tax 

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.

Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free

Freeier than Turbo tax by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 16, 2021

turbotard 

A rare breed of dumbass who operates at maximum stupidity with zero self-awareness. Think of a regular idiot, now slap a jet engine on their bad decisions, and watch them crash straight into Darwin Award territory. A turbotard doesn’t just fail—they fail spectacularly and loudly, leaving everyone else wondering how they’ve made it this far in life without accidentally deleting themselves from existence.

"That aspie is a turbotard and a genius at the same time, like shrodingers cat."
"She tried to microwave a metal pan and then called 911 when it sparked. Turbotard energy."
"Dude said he was gonna 'build muscle fast' and drank a gallon of raw eggs in one sitting. Guess who spent the night hugging the toilet? Turbotard energy."

turbotard by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025