Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.

Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"

Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turdtexting 

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turbosexaphonic 

something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome - also rare.

Guy: You're a turbosexaphonic
Girl: a whaaa?
Guy: something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome also rare.

turbosexaphonic by Faceless Intent April 16, 2010

turbosexual

One who is so overly sexual that they are not interested in characteristics which typically dictate sexual attraction, such as appearance, personality, race, color, creed, age, species etc. Instead, the turbosexual, having mastered and transcended the confines of gender and sexuality, seeks physical pleasure from any available source.

Prince is such a turbosexual, he will fuck anything with four wheels and a pussy.

turbosexual by RoboSpaceChrist March 11, 2007

turbotastic 

The catchphrase of a fictional, pixelated racer named Turbo from the movie Wreck-it Ralph.
It could be used when you are pumped or excited. It could also be used as a sarcastic response to a general bummer or a disappointing event.

Girl 1: "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to your sleepover!"
Girl 2: "Turbotastic!"

Guy 1: "Hey, bad news. The server our project was stored in crashed."
Guy 2: "Is it going to get fixed any sooner?"
Guy 1: "Nah."
Guy 2: "Turbotastic."

turbotastic by cutesy pastel living doll June 23, 2013

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.

TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

TurboTax Timmy by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

TurBOTOX 

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.

- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"

TurBOTOX by I'm Already In your Database January 24, 2011