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TurBOTOX 

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.
- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"
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Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turbobox 

A word to describe a girl who is extremely enthusiastic in bed.
Dude, that girl I pulled last night was a right turbobox!!
turbobox by turbogirl69 July 2, 2014

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.
TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.
TurboTax Timmy by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

turbotony 

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.
Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.
turbotony by uhhyun July 11, 2006

turbotorsten 

An extension of the abbreviation TT. A turbotorsten is usually found running in hallways sound similar to a blow off valve.
Woah, that turbotorsten is really fast today
turbotorsten by Wouix January 10, 2018

turbotobi 

Turbotobi is a guy that is pretty fucking fast. Usually when girls try to hook up with him, he finish in 10 seconds cause his speed is insane. He often gets compared to Usain Bolt
"how was he in bed? Was he a turbotobi?"
turbotobi by turbotobi September 9, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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