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Definitions by StoogeWatcher

Litigation jihad 

The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.
My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.
Litigation jihad by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013

barleyjack 

Springfield's term for those from Ogdenville, named after their barley industry
Those barleyjacks are ruining the town.
barleyjack by StoogeWatcher October 26, 2011

ecohypocrite

A person who lectures everyone else on environmentalism yet fails to follow that same advice.

Examples may include: Living in a house larger than your critics, driving the very SUVs you rally against instead of the electric or hybrid cars you think are so great, or flying around in private jets.
Some ecohypocrite decided to lecture us on saving gas, but I saw his air-conditioned limo parked outside.
ecohypocrite by StoogeWatcher August 15, 2011

House of Buggin' 

A short-lived sketch comedy show in 1995 that filled the gap between "In Living Color" and "Mad TV."
"House of Buggin'" was the brainchild of John Leguizamo and Luis Guzman, but its attempt to be a Latino "In Living Color" went nowhere.

Cincinnati Bungles 

A term for the Bengals' teams of the 1990s who had many consecutive losing and non-playoff seasons and a number of first-round draft busts. Originally said by Steelers broadcasting legend Myron Cope.
Who remembers the "famous" Cincinnati Bungles like David Klinger and Ki-Jana Carter?

New Orleans Aints 

A term coined by New Orleans sports commentator Buddy Diliberto during the 1980-81 season, when the Saints went 1-15.
The New Orleans Aints gave us the whole paper bag over the head thing.
New Orleans Aints by StoogeWatcher January 13, 2011

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx 

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx