tuning fork

The act of a woman putting a vibrator in both her anus and vagina simulataneously resulting in a finely tuned climax.

Emily's man was out of town, so that bitch gave herself a tuning fork and she hummed like a kazoo

tuning fork by Shitfishanonymous June 26, 2014

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Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork

I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork

Tuning fork by Big Jolly April 16, 2024

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Fork Tuning

The act of sounding (the practice of inserting plastic or metal rods into yours or someone else's urethra) while edging (getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then starting again) then when you finish your edge you take out the rods and the flood gates open.

Ian has been fork tuning so muck that he filled an entire bucket with semen

Fork Tuning by edging for charity February 28, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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