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An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.
Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.
tuncle by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020
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turncoat 

What a freakin turncoat.
turncoat by Adrian January 18, 2005

Bombón Turco 

Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.
Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!

Emre Tuncer 

"Emre Tuncer" is a common term in the German language describing a "eierloser Hurensohn". It is mostly used in Western Germany to describe one's anger towards other people
"Du bist so ein Emre Tuncer! "
"Halt dein Maul, sonst hau ich dir mit meinem Asylantrag die Fresse dick"
Emre Tuncer by Jonathan E. May 4, 2021
Tunchi is a slang term for synthetic marijuana, or spice.
He hit the tunchi and couldnt move. I cant smoke no tunchi no more...
tunchi by Louie V sav February 26, 2017

Tuco's Rule

Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.
"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."

"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."
Tuco's Rule by mofolotopo May 19, 2009