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On first name terms with Mr Tumnus 

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.
"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".
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Beautifully written vigilante Tommyinnit AU on Ao3 written by Eneliii. Quite literally the saddest fic I've ever read, go read it of you haven't. Listen to the TWS at the beginning of each chapter
Person 1: Hey have you heard of TUMOASD?

Person 2: *starts sobbing*
TUMOASD by YourFavoriteTrashRat December 11, 2021
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tunasailor 

One who copulates with several women. Much like a sailor goes place to place, a tunasailor sails from "fish to fish" or woman to woman. Has no standards whatsoever in where he sails.
"Did John stick around for the afterparty?"

"Are you kidding?! That tunasailor is probably on his second fish of the night!"
tunasailor by msumaltman January 9, 2008
Tunasub was created by some filthy minds on the twitterverse as an allusion to masturbation. Backwards it spells bus a nut. Used as an incognito way to announce that one has or has the intentions of masturbating.
After a long day, I like to come home, shower and tunasub.
Tunasub by Annastasia Beaverhausen November 1, 2011
A name which can be given to any physical ailment to the body, usually used for vomiting, but acceptable in all other cases.
'Oh no, Josh has caught the tumnus! He's not looking too great.'
Tumnus by micropig February 17, 2013

timnashia 

A sweet girl who will do whatever it is to make you feel better about yourself and your day.
I love my Timnashia!
timnashia by Ayerae November 24, 2015

tunashame 

To mock someone for having religious bumper stickers all over their car. This is so named because of the "Unashamed" bumper stickers that have a cross to the right, so it looks like "đŸ•‡Unashamed".
He tunashamed his neighbor by posting pictures of their religious bumper stickers online.
tunashame by Scr1v3n3r September 13, 2018