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TumbleFeed 

When you delete the 70% of your Facebook friends who you never talk to, resulting in your News Feed becoming so lonely it would not surprise you if tumbleweeds rolled across it.
I deleted like 385 friends yesterday, so now I have 20 friends left. I have been rewarded with a TumbleFeed.
TumbleFeed by SaracottaPie March 13, 2010
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tumblrized 

The act of being obsessed with the blogging website, Tumblr, and revolving your entire existence around it. Symptoms include drawing all over your skin with Sharpies, saying the expression "On Tumblr..." more than three times a day, taking a strange liking to triangles, using vocabulary you wouldn't normally use, and taking pointless pictures of yourself in order to get more "likes" and "reblogs"
Susy: Tumblr has been down three days...I'm miserable!
Jillian: WTF, you've been tumblrized.

Rachel: Mom, I saw this book on Tumblr, can I get it?
Mom: No! You're obsessed. You've been tumblrized!
tumblrized by poppypoppy December 27, 2010

Tumblrweed 

Noun.

When someone who has been brainwashed by tumblr makes an attempt at a pun. Similar to the word tumbleweed. 99.9% of the time the pun is ridiculously unfunny, to the point where everyone goes silent with cringe, creating the perfect situation for a tumbleweed to roll by. It is called a tumblrweed because the social website Tumblr is notorious for god-awful puns that for some reason everyone on tumblr finds halarious and socially acceptable to say around normal people. People who make tumblrweed puns make them constantly, so much in fact that you want to roundhouse kick them in the fucking face. You can tell when a tumblrweed is going to come, because as soon as the tumblr addict opens their mouth, everyone else pinches the bridge of their nose and let's out a groan in preparation of the awful joke that is sure to come.
Tumblr addict - "Hey, wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

Person 1 - "Ugh, shut the fuck up..."

Tumblr addict - "That's the spirit!"

Person 2 - "Your tumblrweeds literally make me want to throw you in a wood chipper."
Tumblrweed by monkeytickler23 October 24, 2014

Tumblrfide 

When something or someone looks like a picture that you could find off of Tumblr .
Wannabe 1 - OMG , look at Bridjet's outfit!
Wannabe 2 - She's so freakin' Tumblrfide !
Wannabe 1 - So not fair ...
Tumblrfide by PJ(: November 7, 2011

Tumblrweed 

How Tumblr will look after deleting all the NSFW content
"Have you been on Tumblr recently?"

"Yeah, it's so dull there, there's nothing but tumblrweed blowing around these days"
Tumblrweed by Ip12 December 6, 2018

Tumblrized 

When someone or something becomes so muddled in aspects of identity politics, that there is no sense of individuality or happiness. (Some real-life problems associated, or synonymous, with this word are being a "real feminist" and look out for your true Scotsman fallacy there, daddy issues, mysandry, putting women on a pedestal, believing men are evil, especially if they are white, straight and cis-heteronormative, and believe that there are more than two genders.)
(Scenario 1)

Average White Guy: Wow, hey bud I need to talk with somebody, could you give me an ear.
Average Friendo: Sure mang, whatchu need?
Average White Guy: My girlfriend has become so immersed into these mysandrist beliefs that she doesn't want to date me anymore bro. She thinks I'm evil because I'm white.
Average Friendo: But why is that?
Average White Guy: I don't know, she's been using this blog recently.
Average Friendo: Oh, I'm sorry bro, I think your girl has been tumblrized.

(Scenario 2)

Stephen (pronounced STEH-FAHN): Hey, welcome to my blog!!!! I'm so glad you came by to read my about my shitposting ho ass, I'm a 23 year old female to male transitioning asexual who enjoys drinking them cis-het white male tears!!! Topics on this blog are: smashing the Patriarchy, Feminism, Femdom/BDSM, and self-deprecating humor/cis-het male bashing. My preferred personal pronouns are Xe, Xem, and Xyrs, and don't worry and just pray to your fem gods Brianna Wu and Anita Sarkesian!!!
Normal Person: This person has become so tumblrized that it actually thinks that it is the most special of snowflakes; this person lacks overall self-awareness.