2 definitions by SaracottaPie

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The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."
by SaracottaPie April 01, 2010

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When you delete the 70% of your Facebook friends who you never talk to, resulting in your News Feed becoming so lonely it would not surprise you if tumbleweeds rolled across it.
I deleted like 385 friends yesterday, so now I have 20 friends left. I have been rewarded with a TumbleFeed.
by SaracottaPie March 13, 2010

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