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The definitive spelling of a word meaning one's rear end, bottom, derriere, behind, hiney, butt.
She has a nice tuchus.
Tuchus by Zarathustra #9 March 20, 2019

tuchus oyfn tish 

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.
"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
tuchus oyfn tish by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

Tuchus Trombone 

An instrument consisting of your ass as it is making noises pleasing to the ear (to some).
After eating some beans, she is now playing a tune on her tuchus trombone.
Tuchus Trombone by Q1KSLVR April 11, 2009

potch in tuchus 

A spank to one's hiney.
Be nice, or I'll give you a potch in tuchus.
potch in tuchus by bluetigerman August 14, 2020

Sugar my tuchus 

To kiss someone's butt. Flattering someone to get what you want.
Sugar my tuchus by Shaddphoenix January 10, 2024

kichen mir en tuchess

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.