Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"
Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."
Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."
by cake December 21, 2003

She has a nice tuchus.
by Zarathustra #9 March 20, 2019

by Q1KSLVR April 11, 2009

by bluetigerman August 14, 2020

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.
"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."
"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."
"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."
"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."
by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

by Shaddphoenix January 10, 2024
