Pubessence 

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.

Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.

Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"

tumescence by Adel7 January 3, 2008

maximum tumescence in repose

As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."

maximum tumescence in repose by Phineas T April 9, 2008

tumescence

The process of erection in a man, whereby his penis gets stiffer and larger, and sometimes points away from the body at an angle.

Adjective form: "tumescent."

After sexual outlet, the reverse process is called "detumescence" (see listing).

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"It was a pretty normal tumescence, but it took longer than usual."

"Maybe you've been having too much sex. Or it's just a consequence of getting older."

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tumescence by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

tumescence

Chronic arousal without sexual fulfillment, to the point where one feels irritable, cranky, and not at all sexual or horny. A state of being unaware or unwilling to admit that a good dose of healthy gratifying sex would have one feel so much better.

Her extended visit certainly increased the overall tumescence in the household.

tumescence by shortstrokes August 18, 2013

Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Truessence

A word describing an individual who has delusions that he knows how to write poetry and is a romantic.

Also an individual who is a homosexual-in-hiding, wears ugly jewelry, clothes that don't match, and is a hippie tree-hugger through and through.

He's such a Truessence, that poetry was awful.

Truessence by falsename March 30, 2009