1 definition by KiwiKilledHImself

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When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
by KiwiKilledHImself November 28, 2006
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