Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Tubesteak Shuffle by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

tubestalking 

The act of stalking pretty boys (or girls) on the tube (that's London Underground to you)

It was a very dull commute home from work today: the District line was stopping every five minutes and my MP3 player ran out of power. The journey's only redeeming feature was tubestalking this beautiful tourist from Victoria to Embankment.

tubestalking by Owen Blacker August 27, 2005

TubeSteak 

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

TubeSteak by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Tubesteak Sandwich 

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)

Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!

Tubesteak Sandwich by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

tubesteak tuesdays 

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday

aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?

tubesteak tuesdays by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009

Tubetarding

The act of constantly watching you tube bloggers talk crap for hours on end.

Alex, turn that TV off. You a have been Tubetarding for rive hours.

Tubetarding by Stu54 March 8, 2015

tubesteak 

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

tubesteak by josh November 5, 2002