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A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more

His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009
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A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy
Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012
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When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)
Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
Juicing the Pear is awesome!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007
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A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax
Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007
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