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29.
Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.
You are one fat tuba lard
by swimmainia April 30, 2005
 
30.
The gayest instrument ever created. See cumguzzle
Ben played the tuba all day and cooled off in a shower of CUM.
by CHUBCHUBISFAT May 18, 2008
 
31.
The most revolting instrument of all. Nobody wants to know what a note under 57 ledger lines sounds like. Tuba players generally are fat, ugly, cheek-puffing slobs. Stay away from tubas and their players.
"*FART*" - sound of a tuba

by Max12234 December 27, 2007