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The most revolting instrument of all. Nobody wants to know what a note under 57 ledger lines sounds like. Tuba players generally are fat, ugly, cheek-puffing slobs. Stay away from tubas and their players.
"*FART*" - sound of a tuba

by Max12234 December 27, 2007
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Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.
You are one fat tuba lard
by swimmainia April 30, 2005
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A stupid, super low, loud instrument that requires absolutely no talent to play.
Tubas NEVER PLAY LOUD ENOUGH
by Epically epic October 21, 2012
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The master race of instruments, king of the brass, with brass being superior to all others, closest equivalent to the word of god
Band Geek 1: All hail the tuba!!

Woodwind scrub 1: No, the clarinet is obvi-*gets struck down by the angels of heaven.
by KYS SCRUBS March 24, 2017
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A (very low) low brass instrument that can, when handled by a professional, annoy an entire room of students and a band director. The cocky players, who seem to believe they are better than everyone, spit everywhere all the time. These players also, as I have experienced, cannot keep up with the goddamned band. The tuba is a glorified baritone with a lower pitch.
(But it somehow still manages to be the backbone of a band and hold the sound together when played right, even though it never is)
Wow. Look at that tuba. It's three beats behind the rest of the ensemble and cannot seem to hit a note within the staff.
by Xxmona.lisaxX June 30, 2016
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Something that fat boys with pimples play
Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples
by grandmaster September 07, 2014
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