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15.
The best instrument ever!!!
A large brass instrument. Tuba
by lg342 July 04, 2011
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16.
A low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions
The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies
The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..
Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA!
Tod: He came at me with a knife.
Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!
Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.
by theinvisibleman December 16, 2012
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17.
It's the way portuguese young people call you tube. Tube=Tubas, because, in portuguese, most common words in plurar end in a "s".
"Já viste o vídeo no tubas?"
"Ela pôs o vídeo no tubas!"
by NunoLmaoN July 10, 2008
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18.
The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.

Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba May 25, 2012
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19.
Slang for someone who can go blow it out of their ass. There are in fact, three levels of tuba
Trumpet- only a tuba sometimes
Tuba- common name

Sousaphone- Biggest asshole you could meet. Much like my friend's ex
"He played me like a violin"
"Well next time you see him, play him like a tuba and tell him to blow it out his ass"
"Stop talking to that Sousaphone!"
by ZephWinds October 05, 2011
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20.
A stupid, super low, loud instrument that requires absolutely no talent to play.
Tubas NEVER PLAY LOUD ENOUGH
by Epically epic October 21, 2012
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21.
Another term for "faggot"- derived from the Tourettes Guy quote "who's the faggot with a Tuba". Used as an insult. Also subs for dork, douchebag, homo, loser, etc.
Check out that guy in the Tap Out shirt. What a tuba.
by M1g1t November 06, 2010
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