A low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions
The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies
The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..
Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA!
Tod: He came at me with a knife.
Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK!
Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.
by theinvisibleman December 16, 2012
The best instrument ever!!!
A large brass instrument. Tuba
by lg342 July 04, 2011
The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.

Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba May 25, 2012
It's the way portuguese young people call you tube. Tube=Tubas, because, in portuguese, most common words in plurar end in a "s".
"Já viste o vídeo no tubas?"
"Ela pôs o vídeo no tubas!"
by NunoLmaoN July 10, 2008
Something that fat boys with pimples play
Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples
by grandmaster September 07, 2014
Slang for someone who can go blow it out of their ass. There are in fact, three levels of tuba
Trumpet- only a tuba sometimes
Tuba- common name

Sousaphone- Biggest asshole you could meet. Much like my friend's ex
"He played me like a violin"
"Well next time you see him, play him like a tuba and tell him to blow it out his ass"
"Stop talking to that Sousaphone!"
by ZephWinds October 05, 2011
A stupid, super low, loud instrument that requires absolutely no talent to play.
Tubas NEVER PLAY LOUD ENOUGH
by Epically epic October 21, 2012

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