look up any word, like ebola-head:

1 definition by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba

The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.

Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba May 25, 2012