Truckfuckling 

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.

Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.

Truckfuckling by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

truckfuck 

to hit someone in the dome with the trucks of a skateboard

he was gonna punch dave in the head, so i truckfucked him and killed him

truckfuck by george1122222343 September 19, 2006

Truck fucked 

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.

1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.

Truck fucked by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010

truck fucked 

when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...

"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"

truck fucked by Xbashlee March 7, 2009

TruckFucker 

Large pickup truck or SUV drivers who cut you off because they think that since they are larger than you they are more deserving of your current location. They can often be found blocking the aisle while trying to back into a small parking spot.

That truckfucker cut me off! I'm glad he has to pay so much more for gas than I do.

TruckFucker by MaxPower42 March 21, 2012

Druckfucked 

A person who is so different from others that they are intoxicated most of the time to tolerate and accept others or just keep their cool. This person might be assumed to be damaged or handicapped in some way although can often perform better than most of society at most tasks.

You are so druckfucked that its hot.

Druckfucked by NoOne0 August 20, 2013

truthfucked 

when the truth sounds so much like an elaborate lie it's not believable.

"I took 2 weeks of ignoring everything else writing this final essay, I even went out of my way to learn to code it into a beautiful PDF.. I am resending it now, as it was corrupted in the attachment process, in the same form as before..." ..Now, you are truthfucked.

truthfucked by shmeggeggle March 26, 2014