trouting

the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.

The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.

person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME

by airstrike78 February 10, 2010

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When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,

To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.

I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.

by Gonzo Journalism October 27, 2017

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Trouting

Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.

The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"

Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"

Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"

by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 2, 2009

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a type of tramming but under the influence of alcohol. Caught in the act of being emo or having a negative effect on all of those around you while under the influence of a substance.

He just came back from the bars trouting to everyone.

by tyrone crack biggums August 12, 2010