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Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010
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They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds 

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.
Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.
A public transportation system in Portland Oregon.
Consists of busses, and a light rail train called the Max that goes through city center to various destinations.

Known for being flooded with Homeless/Mentally Ill people, commuters, students, or green people.'Many spoiled upperclass snobs fear and trash talk it. It is fairly inexpensive.

Also known for its stations, at which many crimes take place, and are on the news.
Michael: "So, what, do you need a ride to the party later?"

Anna: "No, I think I'll take the bus."

Michael: "Trimet drivers are crazy"

Anna: "Oh, fuck you! I'm saving on gas money.."
Trimet by Anna! =) November 29, 2009

Big Timed 

When one person whom you know, acts like they are too cool to say hi or acknowledge your existence.
You were with your friends at dinner and you big timed me.
Big Timed by Don Kershaw January 4, 2008
Being lightly intoxicated. Less than drunk. Previously referred to as "buzzed".
Pat: "Rick, let's go to the Strip Club, you cool to drive?" Rick: "I'm just slightly triked, let's roll."

Rick: "Pat, you want another drink?"
Pat: "Yes please, I got a fat trike and want to maintain it".

Explanation: An alternate term to "buzz" or "buzzed" is now required due to the United States Ad Council Public Service Annoucement stating that Buzzed is now the same as Drunk, rendering the term useless: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving.", reference: buzzeddriving.adcouncil.org
Triked by SoggyPaka December 31, 2011

Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.
Trivedi means "one who knows three vedas'. They are Gujarati Brahmins and you could say that they belong to the "knowing" ataks (surnames) like Vaidya (another "knowing" ataka).

In other words, these Gujarati "knowing" surnames (atakas) are naturally the highest of the Gujarati Brahmins.

It is also known that the Gujarati girls of these "knowing" Brahmin ataks are open to matrimonial alliances with other Gujarati upper castes, especially afluent upper caste like Lewa Patels.
Suresh Trivedi: I only want the best for my daughter and would like an affluent upper caste Gujarati male like a Lewa Patidar.

Prachi Trivedi: Sound like a plan daddy. You're the best daddy in the world.
trivedi by Pajeet Kumar October 18, 2021