Pat: "Rick, let's go to the Strip Club, you cool to drive?" Rick: "I'm just slightly triked, let's roll."
Rick: "Pat, you want another drink?"
Pat: "Yes please, I got a fat trike and want to maintain it".
Explanation: An alternate term to "buzz
" or "buzzed
" is now required due to the United States Ad Council Public Service Annoucement stating that Buzzed
is now the same as Drunk
, rendering the term useless: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving.", reference: buzzeddriving.adcouncil.org