trebuchet

A superior piece of medieval siege weaponry which is capable of hurling ninety kilogram projectiles over a distance of three hundred metres using a one-tonne counterweight. Capable of smashing castle walls with ease, unlike those inferior catapults.

Plebeian: The catapult is the best piece of siege weaponry in history.
Dominus: Can it hurl 90kg projectiles over 300m using a counterweight?
Plebeian: No...
Dominus: Then the trebuchet is vastly superior.

trebuchet by AVeryMadIrishman November 14, 2016

eskimo trebuchet 

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

eskimo trebuchet by Labooty February 2, 2009

Danish Trebuchet 

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.

Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.

Danish Trebuchet by Davids Towels October 25, 2014

Treckett 

A slash pairing made up of Travis McCoy (from Gym Class Heroes) and William Beckett (from The Academy Is...)

The thing is, it may not just be teenage fantasy. Some people really believe that they are an item (even though they do have girlfriends).

Girl 1: "I'm really sick of reading Ryden. What else is out there?"
Girl 2: "OMFGZZZZ! YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T READ TRECKETT!? Treckett > Ryden"

Treckett by xo_Lindsey_xo August 17, 2006

turdbucket 

a dumb fuck person that dont know shit about notin

Oh my god Sgt Helton is a turdbucket!!!

turdbucket by Helton April 18, 2008

trebuchet

A category of hurling device (catapult), consisting of a large beam, a sling, a counterwieght, and a frame. The beem is mounted to the frame by an axle about 1/3rd to 1/5th from one end. A sling is attached to the long end of this beam and a counterweight to the shorter end. The machine is then cocked by pulling the longer end of the beam or throwing arm downward and locking it with some sort of trigger system. Upon release, the counterweight pulls on the short end of the beam causing the long end to swing upward and forward, followed by the sling. The sling then releases the projectile and hurls it toward the unfortunate target, whatever it may be.

"My trebuchet killed Ms. Johnson's cat."
"Freakin' sweet! Can I borrow it sometime?"

trebuchet by bfesser August 28, 2005

Traybuckets 

An absolute specimen who happens so be named Trayvon

Person 1: Woah did he really just do that?
Person 2: Of course. That’s Traybuckets.

Traybuckets by TrayBuckets November 2, 2022