Twatcident 

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

Twatcident by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

traccident 

A motor accident involving a tractor.

Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.

traccident by billybean August 5, 2007

Twaccident 

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

Twaccident by dogegg March 5, 2009

Taxident 

An accident, or collision involving one or more taxis.

"Oh my goodness! This stupid taxi driver just ran into a pole. We were in a taxident!"

Taxident by michetalks November 12, 2009

Traxident 

An accident which involves or is caused by Trax. Specifically in Salt Lake City.

Holy shit, that girl just drove in front of the trax, she's totally going to get into a Traxident. Stupid whore.

Traxident by The main dono December 7, 2010

trackcident 

When someone buys a song on iTunes or any other music service too quickly to realize that they bought the wrong song (i.e. a cover band, the song was played in a band entirely made of instruments, or the song has the same name)

Guy1: Oh crap! I tried to download "In the End" by Linkin Park, but instead I got the song by the Foo Fighters

Guy2: That's a really bad trackcident man.

trackcident by l10nh34r7 July 5, 2008

texcident 

A text message sent by accident while trying to correct a mistake

Don't pay attention to my previous message. It was a texcident.

texcident by natik March 12, 2011