Trashwacker 

The politically correct term for an athlete that appears to be mentally and physically retarded, but in fact is not.

Ex: Holy shit that is the most pathetic specimen of a human I have even seen... What a fucking TRASHWACKER!

Ex: Look at that TRASHWACKER trying to row, what a joke!

Ex: I can't believe those TRASHWACKERS won a race, it's a miracle!

Trashwacker by CoachG April 14, 2013

trashpickle 

When an item/person makes an already bad situation somehow even worse, similarly to a pickle thrown into the dumpster and making it smell even worse.

"Damn it, do you really have to be such a trashpickle!?"
"We're already suffering, stop being such a trashpickle."

trashpickle by UsagiiKun September 3, 2016

trash picker 

A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.

Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.

But you have 7 TVs already.

But this one is free.

You're such a trash picker

trash picker by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

trash picker 

Someone who picks through your trash and sells it on ebay, at the flea market, or at the scrap metal yard.
Usually drives a 1970's-ish rusted out Dodge pickup truck. Their main form of income is usually from working at the carnival.

You can usually tell you've been hit, by the garbage strewn about your front yard.

See also ebayer and ebay

The next time that ebayer gets into my trash, I'm going to put a cap in it's ass!

Look at that ebayer picking through the trash... they're even eating it... wait... that's not an ebayer, that's a skunk... no wonder why I confused them... they both smell alike!

trash picker by Flubba bubba February 23, 2005

Trashfucker 

Staying up studying until abnormally late hours (at least until 6 AM) until you hear an obnoxious black custodian, who randomly laughs super loudly at 6 AM outside your window and annoys the living fuck out of you when you are already sleep deprived. Typically occurs before midterms or finals, or in the case of an Engineering major, twice a week. Variations may also be observed such as the super trash fucker in which you do not sleep until 11 or 12 and are able to get lunch before you sleep.

Dude I'm so tired right now, I've pulled two straight trashfuckers for this stupid midterm.

Trashfucker by tamiltiger1 February 26, 2011

Trash Picker Upper 

A technical term for a mechanical device that picks up trash for free beer.

Person 1: “I even have a trash picker upper for the garbage around the lake!”

Person 2: “Is trash picker upper a technical term?”

Person 1: *creates urban dictionary definition to provide knowledge upon the world*

Trash Picker Upper by DaveFaveDave December 10, 2021