toxic tonsils 

To have a filthy mouth. To shit talk.

Damn dawg, Obie can't come in this club.
Why not?
He's banned because of his toxic tonsils.

toxic tonsils by Venlol November 24, 2009

tonsil tonic 

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

tonsil tonic by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007