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Also known as Weirdo University, Towson is located in one of the most crime ridden areas of the state. Only at Towson will you get alerts sent to your phone of someone getting held up at knife/gunpoint in a library or parking garage, or that a man was found be*ting off while following a woman to her car.

At Towson, the 80% of students are in a frat or sorority, which means you WILL NOT make any friends unless you join one. Unless you fall within the other 20% - 10% Commuter and 10% Montgomery County snob. The students from Montgomery County, or "MoCo" as they call it, think they're the hottest shit since sliced bread. They all know each other from high school, they're actually not attractive at all, and lucky for you, they don't want to be your friend. In fact, no one does!

Oh, I almost forgot to mention the phenomenal job the college does for handing out parking tickets like candy on Halloween, and the AMAZING professors at Towson, who will literally do whatever it takes for you to FAIL their course.
Overall, Towson can be summarized as a school full of losers who mostly all know each other and just want to party because, well, that's all there is to do in Maryland. With crime alerts on a daily basis, professors who will fail you with a smile on their face, and the most unappealing, snobby students ever, if you decide to go Towson, you will surely regret it.
"Hey bro where did you end up going out in Towson last night?"
"I went uptown again...man, what a weird, sh*tty night...I can't wait to go back home to New York. Why did we come here again?"
"I was wondering the same thing man. I need to go back home to Jersey and get away from these friggin annoying people as soon as possible!"
by zanaaa March 04, 2014
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the front of towson commons has become home to the worthless sketchy people who wear all black, write poems about death, and who knows what else. that aside, preps rule over the rest of towson/baltimore. hunt cup and preakness are important events in the life of a high schooler in the towson area. towson/baltimore kids know how to party and ruit is the spotlight of any event
public schoolers wish they went to private school
by asdfoiae April 05, 2005
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the absolute best town ever, despite the fun and edgey attitude it's a place where teenagers can walk around wih friends, have fun, an not be afraid of crime at all (despite the drunk/druggies)preppy privste schools, awesome public shools, Towson High rox!the place for everyone everywhere. Towson defines you, inside and out. And, somehow Everyone seems to know each other, you find yuorself saying "wow, small world" a lot. Proud To Be A Towsonian!
by karakay June 01, 2005
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I'm from Towson high school, central command, so listen up. All those others are wrong. Preppies make up such a small percentage of the population, I can count it with one hand. It's really made up of normal folk, just lookin for some fun on a friday night. Goths are few and far between, and if you see a guy wearing pink or plaid, chances are he's alone. For those down on the scene, there is always a party or a fight to be found. AND LACROSSE IS BY FAR NOT A MAJOR SPORT. True Towsonians will sacrifice anything to see a Loyola-Calvert Hall rugby game. None o' that sack-on-a-stick crap. Punks are a major part of the night life, due to 10 Car Pile Up, one of the coolest clothing stores/hardore concert halls in existence. That's all I got to say.
"Lacrosse sucks immense penis."
"You are correct."
by Osprey lock 5 April 06, 2005
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actually towson is not filled with popped collars and all that other stuff. it is filled with homeless people that beg for money and wear the same dirty clothes every day and walk around with knives picking fights
go to towson and look
by jorge pedro April 28, 2005
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towson is NOT for lovers.
towson is for good cocaine from the kent lounge and one night stands with the dirty men you meet at the crease. you know your in towson when your boyfriend takes home another girl from sorsis saloon. towson is only for cool people. word to the retard towsonites.
by youll never know April 08, 2005
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Dulaney/Private School wannabees that can't beat Dulaney in lacrosse. Even in their plaid shorts.
by laaaaaaaaaxxxxxxx April 08, 2005
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