touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

Touchebag 

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

Touchebag by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

touchland 

Touchland is amazing, cute, pretty. It’s not just a hand sanitizer, it’s your best friend. It’s perfect! It smells great and everyone loves it. There’s nothing Touchland is not good at. It cleans, hydrates and smell delicious. It is amazing, everything about it is amazing. It’s awesome!

Touchland feels amazing isn’t it, anyone will be the luckiest to have it.

touchland by SarahCameron. November 25, 2021

touchebag 

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

touchebag by rexnom November 1, 2009

Touchebag 

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

Touchebag by MattyHdot October 29, 2010

Touchéag 

(pronounced tu-shag) Counterargument to a well stated argument from an opponent, who in stating said argument renders themselves of douche bag status.

Person #1: I want to draw my girlfriend a picture for <insert special occasion>.
Person #2: You're not very good at drawing, she probably won't even like it.
*silence*
Person #1: Touchéag...

Touchéag by Tichemaller March 9, 2011

Touchebag 

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

Touchebag by jshadows May 13, 2010