to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.
Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
by Splashmaster December 31, 2013
Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010
A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.
Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
by Hipponater September 9, 2006
a guy that scores both on and off the field (both in football or other such sports and with the ladies)
referenced in blink 182's song of the same name
"I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores"
referenced in blink 182's song of the same name
"I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores"
That Kevin is such a touchdown boy. He's out on the football field scoring points every game. And then after he gets tons of action from girls, probably because they're impressed by his athletic skills.
by tchdwnboy August 15, 2009
The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .
Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook
by J Larry Davis October 20, 2015
Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"
by mister sanchezzzz July 3, 2013
Getting searched by the airport security because u accidentally left something in your pocket and you couldn't figure out what it was so the TSA had to give u a cavity search
I left some change in my pocket so a TSA agent took me into the back room and gave me a TSA touchdown
by Batheahobo December 21, 2011