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The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
by Simon April 20, 2006
a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.
dude, give me another touch down
by unsuspicious October 19, 2008
When a guy comes all over the face of his girlfriend while she's inebriated, when she wouldn't usually allow it.
Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"
by Antigoddess73 October 22, 2008
Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.
1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"

2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."
by smartytumtum February 09, 2010
noun - a term used to describe a woman's breasts. The word's origin stems from the word "titties" which also is slang for a woman's breasts.

The phonetic pronunciation of "tittes" is almost identical to the abreviation for touchdowns commonly known as "TD's".

The word is always used in a complimentary manner.
In conversation:

"Hey Joe how about our waitress last night."

"I know did you see the touchdowns on her?...just perfect."
by Nightriderjoe October 08, 2009
The act of taking a shit and jacking off with orgasm happening at the same time as the shit hits the toilet.
I just scored a touchdown in the bathroom.
by Ramsey Nehemiah June 28, 2010
Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.
- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"
by ChristianTroy November 14, 2006
The act of taking a poop, usually in the woods when camping when one digs a hole and "touchdowns" in it.
Camper 1: I'm going to go take a walk in the woods.

Camper 2: Be careful where you step, I just touchdowned over there.
by CanoeLeader December 03, 2008

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