tossed salad eater Share definition Flag someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity. That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater. tossed salad eater by Tim April 25, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the tossed salad eater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch