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Wood Ornament
A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011
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Obelisk the Tormentor
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010
christmas ornament
christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009
dick ornament
A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003
blumpkin tournament
The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.
Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.
blumpkin tournament by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011
Unreal Tournament 2004
Unreal Tournament 2004 by 474r1 June 12, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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