13 definitions by killmeihavenolife

flap sex

1.the act of fat people or skinny doing it in the flaps(rolls) by being jerked off in on flaps or scissoring in the fat flap sex is a way some fat people show there affection since it's hard to find the lovers genitals.

(brandon) man i made sweet love to my boyfriend
(adam) i don't even want to know shut up
(brandon) man we did each other in the flap
(adam) so you had flap sex
(brandon) yeah
(adam) nice

by killmeihavenolife November 13, 2007

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 5, 2009

flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

byedonkadonk

1.leaving badonkadonk
2.a bi person's badonkadonk

1.(a person staring as some big assed lady leaves) Byedonkadonk)
2.i want some of that byedonkadonk.

by killmeihavenolife September 24, 2007

Rump roast

the act of cooking someone from the inside out with a curling iron in their ass

the tragic cause of death was rump roasting

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

rokadok

sex on a boat dock or sex a boat on the dock

man i love to rokadok with her

by killmeihavenolife September 24, 2007