toppi

One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above

Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.

by Brad March 19, 2005

toppies

slang or nick name for myspace 'Top Friends'

"alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?"

by juliamonfries July 14, 2008

toppie

n.- a word used by mike and kev to describe the wooden bar on the most high region of the wooden miniramp on witherspoon drive. "top" of the ramp".

(a slang term used in the definition can be found here, at defcon)

"Mike, are you gonna' go for toopie?"
"Defcon"

by fifthelement December 13, 2003

toppie

A female who walks around an amusment park or other public area in a swimsuit top without a shirt that is not attractive.
see toppo

That girl over there in the red bathing suit is such a toppie.

by Adam Laub May 16, 2005

Sloppy toppy

When a girl is sucking
And then she drools on the dick
Yerrr

Ayo You seen Samantha that bitch gave me a sloppy toppy

by Xxx_xxxi March 8, 2018

Sloppy toppy

Wettest, tightest head in Duluth

Aye, that girl Betty will give you that sloppy toppy that makes yo toes throw up gang signs

by Sloppy.toppyy February 3, 2020

sloopy toppy

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"

by marycary May 29, 2017