Top Definition
One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above
Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.
by Brad March 19, 2005

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