Tope-Elope Weekend 

Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.

Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"

Tope-Elope Weekend by J9B July 11, 2011

Topee 

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

Topee by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Pulling a Toper 

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

Pulling a Toper by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009

Topek 

A type of monkey/ape from Asian species. It is rarely seen. This type of monkey/ape is close to humans and in some folklores in Malaysia, there is a story about "Topek" mimicking humans and going to school out of curiosity.

"You should get home early or Topek will kidnap and replace you..."

Topek by Lupiez December 9, 2021

Fat tope 

Similar to a chode, the fat tope is fatter and topier and is general all round cock!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Toby Roberts recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he's out banging Chodes like a fat tope
Guy 1: What a fat tope!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: for sure

Fat tope by Topey Noberts August 20, 2009

Topete 

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

Topete by DavidQ June 24, 2010

tope 

to be tight and dope at the same time.

i am a tope baller. I am tope at video games. That is a tope shirt man.

tope by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007